at what age do i just magically turn hot

(Source: vanitytides, via canofsprites)

shutupaubrey:

fuck you if you look down on kids who go to community college you have no idea what their story is so get your goddamn head out of your ass

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lesbiansandthelivingdead:

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

 #men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism

Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.

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inbroadwayvalley:

thesummeroflike:

aegisaglow:

thesummeroflike:

peewentz:

are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange 

which came first: the orange or orange

Orange was first used to refer to the fruit around 1300 but not used as a color word until around 1540.

then what was the colour called before then

there was no colour everything was in black and white

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iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

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forsciencejohn:

hey arthur conan doyle, happy birthday! thanks for bringing sherlock holmes into the world!

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bebroom:

not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site

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